Ladies...especially the attractive and youthful, have one magical thing that will earn them a pass. From free food, discounted department store items, car service, flat screens, trips across the country and more. It's the one thing you never hear about on the news. It is so ingrained in this society, it's never even talked about! It's all about the ass! Yet so many ladies have NO IDEA (or just refuse to admit) that there are significant perks attributed to having a "va-jay-jay."
The CLUB
You would be hard pressed to find a club that charges the same amount to both men and women--this is coming from a former club promoter himself. While the purpose is clearly understood (that guys are willing to pay to see women and women will come in droves to take advantage of the party), its still crazy. I've been to parties where guys are paying $40.00 yet anything with two sets of lips gets in free.
DATES
Just tonight I came in from a "date" or whatever you call it. Though I expressed to this female that all I wanted was ass (actually I told her I wanted to take her to a park and bang her), I mentioned that I wouldn't mind seeing that Denzel Picture with her. Why not? I picked her up and paid for the movie, with no hesitation. But on our way to the park, this chick had a nerve to suggest that I take her out to eat. LOL. Get outta here. And although her request may seem reasonable to the AVERAGE joe, it doesn't sit right with me. Unless I offer, do not suggest. Whether it takes a meal to to get to know you or to bang you, I'll pass. If that's the case, why not just skip the bullshit and get a real whore?
BACK AT THE CLUB (Drinks)
I blogged about this before. I'm not going to knock guys for tricking off (buying something with the hopes of sexual gratification in exchange) drinks for women in the club. However, and once again, females feelings have been hurt when suggesting that I buy them drinks. Before I would reply with, "No I'm cool" or "I don't know you like that." But I find it offensive. Usually what I do nowadays is go to the bartender and ask for a cup of ice. Is my name Santa Claus?
LIFE OVERALL
A free brake job, free gas...hell, even a rent payment were some of the recent stories relayed to me from AVERAGE women! It's really hard to blame the females in these instances...I blame the fellas for perpetuating this pattern. Even if I engage in a "fling", she needs more than an ass to keep my attention. Just look at my shirt in the picture. It says "BOOBIES MAKE ME SMILE" not "BOOBIES MAKES ME BREAK OPEN MY WALLET!" She needs WAY more to get a penny from my wallet. And its funny how a female will actually look at this blog like, "wow, he's cheap" since this whole "I'm entitled because I have a pussy" mentality has infiltrated society.
Its utterly amazing how a female from the most impoverished environment has the potential to COMPLETELY "come up" overnight based on her looks.
But such is life...and that's what it is. In all actuality, I pop my collar to the ladies who take advantage, and I frown upon the tricking with these guys. I respect the hustle, but let's recognize it for what it is.
