Thanks to "The Fly Girl" of http://www.urbannewzradio.com for the inspiration.
There are some things any and EVER man and woman should take heed of before going the "one night stand" route. Here are the OFFICIAL rules by Flyness.
1. It must take place AFTER 10:00PM – the number of things you can do in most cities DRASTICALLY decreases after 10PM. Except for… You know…
2. No kissing on the lips
3. No GIVING head (generally speaking, the one who wants it the most gives head)
4. Not that I ever have unprotected relations…but ALWAYS keep a hat on
5. Limited pre-booty foreplay
6. No post-booty cuddling
7. For the ladies—no disclaimers, like “I usually don’t do this”. Guys don’t care.
8. No expectation of going all out trying to please the other person…I kicked it with a female not too long ago who had a NERVE to get mad that I didn’t “keep going” after I came. It was 25 minutes of good sex…I was like “NOT my problem”.
9. NO spending the night (unless it was good)
10. No using my shower afterwards…unless it was good
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